Tuesday, October 15, 2013

An oldie but a goodie.


Me: My car is dying.
Student: I know a guy who can steal it for you so you can get the insurance money.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Student: Your name is Tabitha? That's a weird name. It sounds like it's from the Wizard of Oz. I mean, I didn't mean it like a bad thing! Like, *adopts munchkin voice* Tabithaaaa!
Me: Just do your Spanish.