On why women should be treated equal to men

"They did a study on YouTube on how giving birth is equivalent to getting hit really hard in the testicles, which is another example on how men and women can be and are equal."

Recycling

Today I used overhead transparencies instead of notebook paper to chart out notes on the doc cam. One of my students saw a blank transparency and said, "This is what you're writing on? That is so cool!"

Full circle.

A moment of grief and love

Last year, my first year of teaching, was hard. I had to learn the policies, procedures, and curriculum of my building and my district. But the really great part was getting to know students for the first time in my career. I figured out what made them laugh, how to help them make connections between their lives and what they were reading. I learned about their struggles and their fears, accomplishments, and failures.

I didn't have a strong relationship with every single one of my students, but I think we were able to create something solid. Most of my students and I figured out individual understandings: they figured out my limits and I figured out theirs. Some of us joked around; some of us were merely civil.

Some of the kids were really tough, though. One in particular managed to figure out how to be a pain in the butt almost any given day - at least, the days he showed up. Work was at the very bottom of his to-do list: giggling with his friends; napping; and drawing all took precedence. He was actually only in my class for about a semester before he was withdrawn. First, he was sent to live with some relatives because his mother wasn't quite sure how to handle him. He later returned, only to be sent to an alternative program that would give him some more support. I don't think he came back to our campus this past fall; at least, I haven't seen him since the spring.

Last night, he was shot.

Based on the news article, it sounds a lot like he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. An argument broke out among the people he was with, a gun was fired, and he became the victim.

Grad school and student teaching and working in the school prepared me for a lot, but this is something that nothing could have prepared me for. And, because of the investigation, there's a lid on what we can't say and what we can. How do I limit a conversation about grief and life and death? How do I address this in a politically correct way that helps students feel, but stays within the boundaries I'm being asked to keep? Am I being asked to keep boundaries?

It's sent me reeling. I'm trying to figure out how I feel, and although anger and some guilt is in the mix, mostly it's just a deep, heart wrenching sorrow. How do we live in a world where it's okay to use a gun to end an argument, even if that end costs the life of a seventeen year old boy? A boy who was a putz in class, and made some really stupid choices, but who giggled nonstop and had a great smile and tried to charm the ladies?

Tonight, my thoughts are with this boy's family, and his friends, and they are with all of my other students, who may drive me crazy, but all of whom I love. I pray that you find peace, and I pray that you are finally safe.

When high school students play Scrabble

“Damn, you don’t even play the young Words with Friends?”

“Oh, it’s over. I got the young magic letter.”

“Triple word score, boy, what’s good? I’m off the Scrabble.”

“At least we got Europe in there.”

“Can I go play with somebody else?”

“I'm about to flip this board.”

“Oh, I gotchu on that ‘quiz.’”

"Hey teach! How do you spell 'weenie'?"

"This is Scrabble! We aren't playing Go Fish!"

"If I just had that S, I could have had the slut!"

Persuasive?

I gave my students a practice prompt today, and they had to write a persuasive letter noting if they were for or against the idea of putting metal detectors in a high school.

My personal favorite:

"The school board proposal is unreasonable because instead of wasting money on metal detectors, they should waste it on supplies for school."

Words, words, words

Yesterday we discussed the difference between connotation and denotation, and revised a short paragraph together to create a stronger persuasive voice. The paragraph was about a student who felt a no late homework rule was a bad idea, and began with a brief anecdote.

"Imagine you are a student," the author begins. You run into the classroom, panting, and show your teacher your homework. "It's late," she tells you, and takes it from your hand.

First, I asked students to find another verb to use in place of "tells" you. We decided the author wanted the reader to see the teacher as the bad guy, so we were looking for verbs with negative connotations.

Student A: Snaps.
Student B: Yells.
Student C: Growls.
Student D: Stomps.
Student E: Shrieks.
Student F: Whines.

Next, I asked students to find a different verb for "takes," when the teacher takes it from the student.

Student 1: Grabs
Student 2: Snatches
Student 3: Rips
Student 4: Bites!
Student 5: Shoots!

On proper persuasive techniques and audience awareness

The context: students were discussing audience awareness and establishing strong positions in persuasive writing. We read some examples, and then students were responsible for creating their own persuasive arguments. They could either focus on supporting an action or arousing sympathy from their readers.

Student 1: Can we make stuff up?

Me: Well, it needs to be realistic.

Student 1: Can we say we have lots of babies?

Me: Do you have lots of babies?

Student 1: ... Can I say my mom has lots of babies?

Student 2: Man, I wish my mom would stop having lots of babies.

On appropriate hiking wear

Question: Suppose you are responsible for collecting supplies for hikers to wear. Provide two details from the selection that are examples of appropriate supplies.

Answer: ".... Otherwise, if it's hotter outside, you could wear a little less, but still be appropriate and not show too much skin."

Q: How did this text impact your thinking?

A: I trust this author because he takes a lot of shit for being so honest but it's the truth and I love that!
A: It has impacted my thinking by showing me there are more stupid people in this world than I thought.
A: Irritated me.

Because these things need to be remembered

I tend to record student work that I enjoy. One of the most important things about my job is finding humor in our classroom, and my students are, intentionally or otherwise, absolutely hilarious. People have encouraged me to create a blog or something, and after inundating my Facebook newsfeed with what I found were hilarious tidbits from student work, I decided to go for it.

Today's a doozie. We're prepping for our state standardized Language Arts exam. I gave my 10th graders a sample from the exam two (maybe three?) years ago, wherein they had to read a short literary piece on Jackie Robinson and answer a few questions. I also asked them to answer some questions about test-taking strategies. Here are today's Hall of Famers:

Q: How did Jackie Robinson's character influence the sport of baseball?

A: "he was black so that caught media attention and he had a very good hit and run average"

A: "Jackie Roberson was a Native American..."

Q: What was difficult about this test?

A: I was just too lazy to write.

A: Nothing. I saw the movie too.